San Remo Hotel

This is the worse place ever booked for 6 nights only stayed for 2 Got into the room smelling of sick yellow pillows and stained bedding. The doors have never been painted from 1975 and the plumbing looks like a 4 year old has fixed it The taps have never been cleaned and have lime scale all over them . The only positive thing I could say is the owner should set the place a light and claim on the insurance and rebuild the hotel as this is not fair for people to stay in and can not believe that booking. Com advised this place. Please don’t take my word on this place but if you stay here make sure you have a tetanus injection before arrival

I was extremely disappointed with this hotel. In all honesty, it felt much more like a tired motel than the hotel it claims to be. Don't be fooled by the brochure or website photos. They must have been taken when the hotel first opened, and I'm sure it was lovely back then, but unfortunately those days are long gone. On arrival, the gentleman at reception took my details but there was no real welcome or introduction. Nothing was explained about breakfast, the facilities, or even the fact that there was a swimming pool—I only discovered that afterwards. It would have been nice to know what was actually available during our stay. The room my 7-year-old and I were given was far from inviting. While it appeared to be clean, it certainly didn't have the feel or standard of a hotel room. There was no lock on the internal door, the safe didn't have a lock either (which rather defeats the purpose of having a safe), and the mini fridge had been switched off. Unfortunately, when we opened it, we were greeted by mould and an unpleasant smell—not exactly the warm welcome we'd hoped for. The bathroom was so tired and run down that I genuinely half expected to see a cockroach wander out from under the bath. Another odd policy was that guests aren't allowed to take their room key when leaving the hotel. I've stayed in many hotels over the years, but this was certainly a first. The communal lounge wasn't any more inviting. The sofas were torn, the whole area had a rather dated smell that reminded me of a care home, and the atmosphere was anything but welcoming. The staff seemed to have mastered the art of making eye contact before promptly walking away without saying a word. I almost wondered if saying "hello" incurred an extra charge. We had originally booked to stay for four nights, but after seeing the condition of the hotel and experiencing the lack of hospitality, we decided not to stay and found alternative accommodation instead. It's very rare for us to abandon a booking, but on this occasion it was absolutely the right decision. This hotel has the potential to be lovely again with significant investment and a much warmer approach to customer service, but in its current state I simply couldn't recommend it.

had a confirmed and paid reservation through Booking.com, but when I arrived at the hotel at 1 AM, I was told there was no reservation under my name. I showed my confirmation, but it did not help. I was left without a room in the middle of the night after traveling, which was very stressful and disappointing. I do not recommend this hotel due to poor reservation management.

Unfortunately, my stay at this hotel in Cyprus was a big disappointment. The condition of the room and bathroom was far below acceptable standards. The door was damaged, with peeling paint and visible cracks. The door frame looked worn out and showed signs of moisture damage. The bathroom fittings were heavily worn and covered with limescale and stains. The shower curtain was dirty and had visible mold, and the bathtub was clearly neglected. Overall, it felt like the bathroom was not properly cleaned or maintained. There were visible water stains and uneven patches on the ceiling, probably from previous leaks and poor repairs. This raised concerns about the building’s technical condition. In addition, the electrical sockets were placed very close to water, which felt unsafe. The room looked old and poorly maintained, and the overall cleanliness was unsatisfactory. The standard did not match the price or the description in the offer. On the positive side, the location was good and Cyprus itself is beautiful. However, the hotel urgently needs renovation and better hygiene standards. Unfortunately, I would not recommend this place and I do not plan to return.

This is the cheapest hotel in Larnaca...people that review forget this. I paid £24 for 1 night for 1 person via a booking platform. You cannot check-in before 14:00 and the swimming pool is empty and under reconstruction. There is an elevator and the place was actually quite busy. The room has a balcony with two chairs and a new AC/Heat unit which I had maxed at 30 degrees, though unfortunately due to lack of insulation (glass sliding door to the balcony and a six inch gap under the bathroom door, the room was very cold. As expected there are no complimentary amenities in the bathroom aside from sink and shower soap. There was a vanity table, 1 bedside table, 1 refrigerator and a wardrobe with blanket and coathangars and a smart TV (though the remote was missing a battery so I didn't use it) The room was spacious enough and the bed was comfortable and the linen clean. Importantly, though the interior was aged and under renovation, everything in the room was clean including the linen and the WiFi worked well. For the price, how can one really complain? Upon check-out you'll also have to wait 5 minutes as they check the rooms. The location is very good and the staff were pleasant enough. For the price, 4/5 is absolutely fair.

I ask hotel two times for quite room and they promised but on the end I get room above bar where people was drinking and very loud behaved till 2 am and I had diving next day which require good sleep, when I pointed this to reception, they just say sorry, no much worth if you got all nights destroyed on your holiday. Also we ask for hair dryer in reception and they told us they not provide, even in hostel you can get it! Other night fire alarm because some one smoke in room! No apologies or explanation. Only one positive was bartender Janusz which make nice atmosphere and good drinks plus gave us a lots of good advice.