Alexandre Hotel La Siesta

So, we visited in July as a family of 4 (kids are 7&10) and in all honesty we were anxious about the mixed reviews. Our main priorities are the pool for the kids, the cleanliness of the rooms and the location. This place scores highly in all of those areas for us. Food - we can’t understand some of the harsh reviews about the food. We’re foodies and appreciate good food but for an all inclusive hotel it’s absolutely fine. No complaints, breakfast is good, the usual eggs, streaky bacon etc and loads of fruit, pastries etc.. lunch was great, huge salad and fruit area and good variety of hot foods. Dinner was a different theme every night and we thought it was fine but it depends what you’re expecting and how fussy you are. Kids never struggled as there was always meat, pizza, pasta, chips etc for them. We stayed for 12 nights and went out some nights for food because no matter how good the food you would get fed up of it eventually. Cracking snack bar too at the little van upstairs which we all loved as a change. Does toasties, hot dogs, burgers, nuggets stuff like that. All Inclusive drinks Decent to be fair. Beer was Dorada, wine was ok, cocktails were ok. Spirits were random as there was no bourbon on the all inclusive but they had more premium spirits that were on there like Tanquerey gin. Loads of choice though and the bar staff were great so can’t complain. Staff Couldn’t do enough for you, didn’t have a single bad experience with any of them. All very polite and helpful and they always had a laugh with the kids Pool area Sunbeds were a bit of a faff as they stay chained up until 9am which we didn’t mind as it stopped all the lunatics putting towels on but it did mean there was a queue for when they got unlocked. That being said, there were still about beds it’s more of a scramble for bed location and umbrellas. The umbrellas. You need them as it was hot and the kids especially needed them but there just aren’t enough and I feel they could massively improve this by supplying more umbrellas and it not costing a fortune. Negatives The one thing that let this hotel down for u a was the cleanliness of the pool and bar areas. The actual pools are great but the areas around the beds and the bars were just untidy and lets it down. There are staff everywhere and in the morning they have staff with the mechanical sweepers doing the floor but it just doesn’t do anything. Also when you go down the next day there would be drink stains on the floor from the day before and on the small tables you get. Same for the bar areas upstairs where the night time entertainment is you would have rubbish still there from the afternoon which was just frustrating because the rest of this hotel is immaculately clean. They just need to jet spray the tiles when the pool shuts and that would sort it out. That’s the only negative and we would definitely go back here for a cheaper holiday. We really enjoyed it and I think some of the reviews we read prior to going were incredibly harsh and people just looking to find faults.

We stayed at this hotel for our honeymoon in Tenerife. They reserved a nice standard room for us with a view of the main avenue and a sliver of the ocean. Immediately welcomed by super courteous and helpful staff who helped us settle in despite our language barriers. The themed evenings offered by the restaurant, which we chose for half-board, were good and varied. The entertainment evenings are also nice, even if they only last about an hour. The bartenders are skilled and friendly. Rooms are always clean and tidy every day. The only flaw, but one that can be improved, is the cleanliness of the pool loungers.

Stayed here for a week on a half board basis. The holiday was great value with the evening meal (which you could swop for lunch in the restaurant) not costing more than standard B&B. The hotel is in a great location, a short walk to the main shops, beach, restaurants, bars, supermarkets. Our room was on the ground floor at the back of the hotel & had a really big terrace. The room itself was very clean with comfy beds. You could hear noise from one side as there was an inter-connecting door. Air conditioning was included but not the best. The safe was charged at €2.5 a day. The food was good, plenty of choice, the restaurant feels a bit ‘canteen like’ but was nice enough. We had no problem getting a sun lounger but quite often they were stacked up & you had to help yourself. There seemed to be an army of cleaners at the pool area in the morning but we found the loungers very sticky and dirty. It would have been nice if the pool closed later than 6pm. Nice touch to get a lunch voucher on our last day as we missed dinner on the first day. Entertainment was okay and the staff work very hard! We found Tino to be genuinely friendly. Overall would recommend the hotel and hope to return

We’ve just returned from our first ever trip to Tenerife after a week and honestly, we couldn’t fault it. As family of 4 (one teenager and a 7 year old) we stayed half board, which gave us the flexibility to choose either lunch or dinner each day. The food was exactly what you’d expect from this type of resort, in my opinion, with plenty of choice. I have a very picky 7-year-old, and even she was happy every day with options like pasta, chicken nuggets, grilled chicken (available at lunch), rice and, of course, the ice creams, which were a huge hit! The only extra we paid for was drinks at lunch. We didn’t feel it was too repetitive as we ate out every night as there’s soo many restaurants nearby to try. The hotel is in a brilliant central location, so we spent quite a few evenings out exploring Playa de las Américas or nearby Costa Adeje. There was evening entertainment each night. The pool area was great. During the first few days it was easy enough to get a sunbed, but by the middle of the week people were out reserving them from around 6:30–7:00am, especially those wanting umbrellas/table. Some beds aren’t unlocked until around 8:30am. We actually ended up using the bali beds most days (no extra charge), and they were fantastic. Further away from pool for those with small kids though. There are plenty of things to keep children entertained too, including a mini soft play, arcade, small playground and pool table. There isn’t a kids’ club, but there were activities running throughout the day such as golf, archery, crafts and a mini disco in the evenings. There are three pools: a large main pool with a shallow end where balls, ring floats were generally allowed, although the rules on floats seemed to depend on which lifeguard was on duty. There’s also a smaller pool with no shallow end and a splash pool for younger children. The poolside could be a little slippery in places, but staff were regularly cleaning it throughout the day. We took our flip flops down and left them at the side of the pool. The in-house photographers are always out trying to get family photos by the pool for you to later purchase if you wish. The hotel overall was very clean. Our room was cleaned every day, and the bedding was changed several times during our stay. The carpets in the corridors could perhaps do with a refresh, but that’s only a very minor point and certainly didn’t affect our holiday. All of the staff we encountered were friendly, welcoming and helpful, and we never had to wait long for service. Even at busy meal times, there were minimal queues for the self-service buffet. My only small negative was that our room overlooked the outdoor entertainment stage, so it was quite noisy until around midnight. That said, my youngest absolutely loved it as she had the best view to watch it. Overall, we had a fantastic first holiday in Tenerife and wouldn’t hesitate to recommend Alexandre Hotel La Siesta. We’d happily stay here again.

Just come back yesterday from 10 days. This hotel is rated a 4 star but definitely more 3 star. Cleanliness - dirty cutlery to glass cups/plates. Room wasn’t cleaned properly and didn’t change our sheets till day 8. Only thing they kept clean and spotless was the reception area Food/Drinks - We did all inclusive & wish we didn’t as we ate out most lunch times & every dinner time. The food is awful. Their wasn’t much to chose from variety rise, some of the fruit was tinned fruit not fresh, some things were cold/luke warm (even though the dish was steaming hot). The cocktails was vile, they already pre-made in a 5l plastic water bottle, tasted horrid. Unless you had Ramon serving you then he made them from scratch and they was good 🍹 the fizzy drinks was flat (unless your half board then you get glass bottled drinks) To order snacks/drinks for lunch,dinner and in the evening you need your room key, if not you won’t be served - no wristbands Service - i think the waiters can at least crack a smile while working, most of them looked miserable. Sometimes waiting 15 mins at dinner for someone to come to your table to take your first drinks order. Ramon, was friendly and happy waiter! Always had a smile. Sunbeds & Pools - 2 good size pools & little pool with some water sprays, slide and a water mushroom (my 4yr old daughter loved this pool) pools was nice temperature too, not too cold in the mornings. The middle pool inbetween them, is more calm one, arnt allowed any rings, balls etc in it. The other two you are allowed rings only, no other floaters. Sunbeds are ridiculous. Not enough sun-beds or umbrellas for how many people they cater for. Your so close together to people your a hand away from touching them 🤣 for 8 days sun-beds were always stacked up and locked, so no one could get them. Most people were getting up at about 6.30/7 to go down, stand where you wanted your sun-beds and wait for someone to unlock them, sometimes was waiting up to a hour/n half. Last two days, they’ve left them. Floor tiles around the pools, always seem to be dirty. Only decent thing, is the hotel is in a great location! Won’t be returning and don’t recommend. A lot of people got spoken too while here also agree and won’t be returning but then again everyone may like this hotel.

Just come back yesterday from 10 days. This hotel is rated a 4 star but definitely more 3 star. Cleanliness - dirty cutlery to glass cups/plates. Room wasn’t cleaned properly and didn’t change our sheets till day 8. Only thing they kept clean and spotless was the reception area Food/Drinks - We did all inclusive & wish we didn’t as we ate out most lunch times & every dinner time. The food is awful. Their wasn’t much to chose from variety rise, some of the fruit was tinned fruit not fresh, some things were cold/luke warm (even though the dish was steaming hot). The cocktails was vile, they already pre-made in a 5l plastic water bottle, tasted horrid. Unless you had Ramon serving you then he made them from scratch and they was good 🍹 the fizzy drinks was flat (unless your half board then you get glass bottled drinks) To order snacks/drinks for lunch,dinner and in the evening you need your room key, if not you won’t be served - no wristbands Service - i think the waiters can at least crack a smile while working, most of them looked miserable. Sometimes waiting 15 mins at dinner for someone to come to your table to take your first drinks order. Ramon, was friendly and happy waiter! Always had a smile. Sunbeds & Pools - 2 good size pools & little pool with some water sprays, slide and a water mushroom (my 4yr old daughter loved this pool) pools was nice temperature too, not too cold in the mornings. The middle pool inbetween them, is more calm one, arnt allowed any rings, balls etc in it. The other two you are allowed rings only, no other floaters. Sunbeds are ridiculous. Not enough sun-beds or umbrellas for how many people they cater for. Your so close together to people your a hand away from touching them 🤣 for 8 days sun-beds were always stacked up and locked, so no one could get them. Most people were getting up at about 6.30/7 to go down, stand where you wanted your sun-beds and wait for someone to unlock them, sometimes was waiting up to a hour/n half. Last two days, they’ve left them. Floor tiles around the pools, always seem to be dirty. Only decent thing, is the hotel is in a great location! Won’t be returning and don’t recommend. A lot of people got spoken too while here also agree and won’t be returning but then again everyone may like this hotel.

Just a review for the terrific pool bar team with special mention to ramon who couldn't be anymore helpful and is a great bar man

Just a review for the terrific pool bar team with special mention to ramon who couldn't be anymore helpful and is a great bar man

Just a review for the terrific pool bar team with special mention to ramon who couldn't be anymore helpful and is a great bar man

I stayed at this hotel expecting 4-star standards based on the price and the pictures on the booking site. Unfortunately, the reality is shocking. The hotel is very dirty, old, and poorly maintained. The walls are cracked, the furniture is stained and worn out, and many items (especially sofas in the bar area) look like they should have been replaced years ago. Everything feels outdated and neglected. I personally spoke with the lady responsible for hotel management and raised these issues. She told me she was “happy” with the current condition. When I pointed out the damaged sofa, she said it was “ok”. When I mentioned the unsecured electrical cables near the children’s playground, she replied that they are in the “garden” and guests are not allowed there — even though the area is easily accessible and dangerous for children. This level of denial from management is very concerning. I have stayed in much better 3-star hotels. This property does not deserve more than 2 stars in its current state. I strongly do not recommend this hotel. Save your money and book somewhere else.

First time staying in this hotel. Great location Rooms always clean and tidy Ramon from the pool bar always greeted me with a big smile.

First time staying in this hotel. Great location Rooms always clean and tidy Ramon from the pool bar always greeted me with a big smile.

First time staying in this hotel. Great location Rooms always clean and tidy Ramon from the pool bar always greeted me with a big smile.

Ramon from the bar is brilliant! Always very chatty and happy. Food is excellent and a good selection. Rooms are really nice and clean

Ramon from the bar is brilliant! Always very chatty and happy. Food is excellent and a good selection. Rooms are really nice and clean

Ramon from the bar is brilliant! Always very chatty and happy. Food is excellent and a good selection. Rooms are really nice and clean

Our fourth time now at La Siesta as the hotel is very central to the beach, Safari centre, the strip and great restaurants and pubs outside the door and we have always looked forward to coming back to this hotel. Getting sent a bottle of sparkling wine to you room as a return guest is a great wee touch. The hotel is always welcoming and clean and the star as always is Ramon who works in the poolside bar who brings lots of energy, friendliness and joy and becomes part of your family during your stay. Rooms and nice and clean and if you book with the spa you get a poolside view. If you are looking for any massages etc you need to book in advance as they are always busy. Also a wee gem is the rooftop terrace (adults only) which is sometimes good to get away from all the huddle, a wee bar up there would be nice. Biggest issue the hotel has is sunbeds, they now chain some of them up each night to stop early morning guests putting towels down at 06:15 in the morning but they don’t chain them all up which then creates a rush. In my opinion they need to do the following: 1. Chain every sunbed in the stacks and let guests know when they are available. 2. Just take the chains off and let guests set them up themselves with the big groups you see waiting for number 1 3. Charge a couple of euros to reserve the beds In my four visits the above is now letting me think about looking at another hotel as not seen this before in any visits before.

Our fourth time now at La Siesta as the hotel is very central to the beach, Safari centre, the strip and great restaurants and pubs outside the door and we have always looked forward to coming back to this hotel. Getting sent a bottle of sparkling wine to you room as a return guest is a great wee touch. The hotel is always welcoming and clean and the star as always is Ramon who works in the poolside bar who brings lots of energy, friendliness and joy and becomes part of your family during your stay. Rooms and nice and clean and if you book with the spa you get a poolside view. If you are looking for any massages etc you need to book in advance as they are always busy. Also a wee gem is the rooftop terrace (adults only) which is sometimes good to get away from all the huddle, a wee bar up there would be nice. Biggest issue the hotel has is sunbeds, they now chain some of them up each night to stop early morning guests putting towels down at 06:15 in the morning but they don’t chain them all up which then creates a rush. In my opinion they need to do the following: 1. Chain every sunbed in the stacks and let guests know when they are available. 2. Just take the chains off and let guests set them up themselves with the big groups you see waiting for number 1 3. Charge a couple of euros to reserve the beds In my four visits the above is now letting me think about looking at another hotel as not seen this before in any visits before.

Our fourth time now at La Siesta as the hotel is very central to the beach, Safari centre, the strip and great restaurants and pubs outside the door and we have always looked forward to coming back to this hotel. Getting sent a bottle of sparkling wine to you room as a return guest is a great wee touch. The hotel is always welcoming and clean and the star as always is Ramon who works in the poolside bar who brings lots of energy, friendliness and joy and becomes part of your family during your stay. Rooms and nice and clean and if you book with the spa you get a poolside view. If you are looking for any massages etc you need to book in advance as they are always busy. Also a wee gem is the rooftop terrace (adults only) which is sometimes good to get away from all the huddle, a wee bar up there would be nice. Biggest issue the hotel has is sunbeds, they now chain some of them up each night to stop early morning guests putting towels down at 06:15 in the morning but they don’t chain them all up which then creates a rush. In my opinion they need to do the following: 1. Chain every sunbed in the stacks and let guests know when they are available. 2. Just take the chains off and let guests set them up themselves with the big groups you see waiting for number 1 3. Charge a couple of euros to reserve the beds In my four visits the above is now letting me think about looking at another hotel as not seen this before in any visits before.

We visited Alexandre hotel La siesta in June 2026 this was our third year in a row to stay at this accommodation, We find the location of the hotel brilliant as all amenities are within walking distance! The staff are extremely friendly and helpful and always on hand to make your stay as comfortable as possible, The rooms are spotless and very well kept as is the whole hotel. We had a room upgrade with no issues at all and even a surprise visit from staff with a bottle of champagne! We were also engaged at the hotel and couldn't think of anywhere better to spend the celebration! Hope to return soon as it is always great value for money and a wonderful relaxing stay!

We visited Alexandre hotel La siesta in June 2026 this was our third year in a row to stay at this accommodation, We find the location of the hotel brilliant as all amenities are within walking distance! The staff are extremely friendly and helpful and always on hand to make your stay as comfortable as possible, The rooms are spotless and very well kept as is the whole hotel. We had a room upgrade with no issues at all and even a surprise visit from staff with a bottle of champagne! We were also engaged at the hotel and couldn't think of anywhere better to spend the celebration! Hope to return soon as it is always great value for money and a wonderful relaxing stay!

We visited Alexandre hotel La siesta in June 2026 this was our third year in a row to stay at this accommodation, We find the location of the hotel brilliant as all amenities are within walking distance! The staff are extremely friendly and helpful and always on hand to make your stay as comfortable as possible, The rooms are spotless and very well kept as is the whole hotel. We had a room upgrade with no issues at all and even a surprise visit from staff with a bottle of champagne! We were also engaged at the hotel and couldn't think of anywhere better to spend the celebration! Hope to return soon as it is always great value for money and a wonderful relaxing stay!

Ramon was very friendly and helpful. Very good with the children and made our holiday. Will definitely be returning

Ramon was very friendly and helpful. Very good with the children and made our holiday. Will definitely be returning

Ramon was very friendly and helpful. Very good with the children and made our holiday. Will definitely be returning

We stayed here in June 2026. Me and my partner came to this hotel for the second time also with my brother and his wife. I contacted the hotel a few weeks prior to our arrival to ask if it was possible we could have a room next to each other, as I was celebrating my birthday and my brother and wife were celebrating their wedding anniversary. They emailed me back a few days later stating they can’t promise as rooms have already been allocated. On our arrival we got our rooms on the third floor and our rooms were next to each other. The rooms are error very clean big beds, fridge tea, coffee etc. The following day we had gone down for breakfast and when we came back to our rooms, we both had a bottle of wine with two wine glasses which we thought was a really sweet touch. This hotel is lovely clean spacious all the staff are lovely and can’t help you enough. it’s a short walk to the beach surrounded by shops. The pool is amazing and the beach bar is also really good. They also have entertainment on a night for the kids and then for adults. La Siesta you was amazing and we definitely will be back 🤗

The food is what it is can never get on with Spanish food however always a good range so always something to eat. They clean and change the towels everyday which is a bonus. Pool bar food I found not so nice and not everything is included bit all drinks are. Roman at pool bar fantastic.

Lovely Hotel. Great service. The staff are very helpful. The pools are lovely. Can always get a sun bed. Brilliant loact

The location of this hotel was perfect in the heart of things it was very clean and friendly . The staff were lovely . We stayed half board and found the food to a good standard with lots of choice we had a room with a pool view and it was lovely plenty space , will definitely go back .

Friendly and accommodating. Made us feel very welcome, would come back to the hotel. Kids had a great time and we loved the location of the hotel. The beds were super comfortable and the food was always great

Service and staff are fantastic, Ramon, Jesus and Chandela are very friendly and helpful with a quick fab service

Lovely clean hotel in perfect location! Pool bar team are excellent - big thank you to Ramon for great service everyday!

Just finishing our family holiday, we have been here just over a week now. Hotel is nice and clean, food is repetitive but there’s always something to eat. The cleaners for the room have been great, we have had some sickness and they have been so helpful during the day and night. The regular cleaner we had even checked we were ok when we didn’t get the room cleaned one day. Tino, the waiter is great, he’s very friendly, always happy to help and has been great with the kids.

Great hotel worth the money and great food here as well customer service is excellent here especially tino he was really good for me and my family

Great hotel, great facilities. bar staff amazing - specially tino very friendly. hotel great for children

Emailer enjoyable stay here, the hotel was great, clean and rooms well cleaned every day - staff were very attentive and no request too much. Ramon was a superstar and made sure we were well looked after

all staff lovely pool bar food 10/10 special thankyou ramon chandel for making excellent food and for looking after us!!!

Shortly about hotel: Tino is the best guy! Funny, friendly and vey helpfull!all services is so beatiful!. Delicious dishes! We will get back in next vacation time!

Shortly about hotel: Tino is the best guy! Funny, friendly and vey helpfull!all services is so beatiful!. Delicious dishes! We will get back in next vacation time!

Our 3rd visit here and more than likely to return. Good value for money and always have the best stays.

Our 3rd visit here and more than likely to return. Good value for money and always have the best stays.

I will be there in July. This will be my fourth trip there with my family and I cant fault that place. Staffs are amazing; very patient and always positive. Entertainment for the kids and parents is always great. Yeah it is not a Celine Dion concert or a Disney show but not once have i ever went back to my room and been disappointed by the entertainment. The pools are great, mini bar is excellent and the staffs are always good with kids which for me is the most important. I know us adults are the guests but you really see the quality of the Hotel when they deal with kids(kids are the most demanding customers) and my 2 kids are always happy. As for the food, yes it is not a Michelin restaurant with 3 stars but never have i went for a meal and didnt find anything to please my palet. and lastly, big shout to the cleaning crew who make the stay in that hotel a bliss also as it is always super clean. thanks and see you on the 10/07!

I will be there in July. This will be my fourth trip there with my family and I cant fault that place. Staffs are amazing; very patient and always positive. Entertainment for the kids and parents is always great. Yeah it is not a Celine Dion concert or a Disney show but not once have i ever went back to my room and been disappointed by the entertainment. The pools are great, mini bar is excellent and the staffs are always good with kids which for me is the most important. I know us adults are the guests but you really see the quality of the Hotel when they deal with kids(kids are the most demanding customers) and my 2 kids are always happy. As for the food, yes it is not a Michelin restaurant with 3 stars but never have i went for a meal and didnt find anything to please my palet. and lastly, big shout to the cleaning crew who make the stay in that hotel a bliss also as it is always super clean. thanks and see you on the 10/07!

Overall for the price it was fine, but I don't think we'd return. Location is great, pools were nice and warm and the room was fine. Housekeeping really good. However, the food hugely lets it down. We aren't fussy and wasn't expecting anything fancy, but there's small things that just were very poor. For instance at breakfast the only jam available was sachets of 'diet' jam that was absolutely vile. How much does it cost to just provide some cheap real jam? The sausages were absolute mush and totally inedible. Evening meal was ok. It filled a hole but wasn't anything to look forward to. One thing to note is that inflatables are not allowed in the pools except rings. I understand why they do this but wish I'd known in advance as my little boy was upset we couldn't use the inflatables we'd bought with us. Maybe they could allow them in the second pool that was usually a lot quieter. Next time would pay a little more and stay somewhere else.

Visited Alexandre La Siesta hotel at the end of May 2026 for a week with my family (4 adults and a baby) and wanted to leave a honest review as I know these really help me decide on which hotel to book. Pros - • Hotel Staff were very friendly, polite and always went that extra mile if you needed anything. I had an issue with some bottled water I’d bought to feed my baby as when I boiled it the water was crystallising which I thought was down to the kettle. I rang reception and they sorted me a new kettle within the hour I later realised after a quick google it wasn’t the kettle it was the brand of water I was using (Evian). So for anyone needing bottled water for making baby milk look for Fonteide. • Our hotel room was immaculate on arrival, very comfy beds even the pull out single bed was huge. Room was cleaned and maintained daily plus fresh towels. All areas of the hotel were very clean and maintained we found it odd that we didn’t see any bugs at all even with the heat so just shows it’s well kept. • We went all inclusive and the food was really nice, they put on different cuisines every evening I particularly enjoyed the ice cream! • Myself and my husband also booked a massage which was lovely, it cost us €39 per person for 25 minutes for head, neck and back. • This hotel is literally on the main strip so your next to everything, the beach is roughly a 10 min walk and you’re surrounded by restaurants and local supermarkets. It’s also a 10 min walk from the golden mile. • We also recommend visiting Bad Bobs if you’re looking for a Full English breakfast! It’s a 5 minute walk from this hotel - if you can’t find it just put it into google maps. Food is so nice and the staff are lovely! Cons - • Unfortunately on our last day we had a late flight and didn’t get picked up until 6PM but had to check out of our room at 12PM so had to leave our luggage in the storage room which was full so we had no choice but to leave our cases near a second door way as you entered. After we had been away for no longer than a hour we realised my husbands watch had been stolen from the front of his backpack (I did tell him not to leave it in his bag 🙃) we did ask reception if there was any cctv in the luggage room which conveniently there wasn’t and they just gave us a tiny piece of paper to email the hotel. So I guess there’s nothing we can do about that but would rather warn others not to leave any valuables in the luggage room. • All inclusive drinks mainly the alcohol ones were rubbish they just tasted watered down or if any alcohol was actually in them you couldn’t taste it. If you wanted the proper branded stuff you had to pay which was added to your hotel number and then you paid for it at the end of your stay. • One evening I picked some turkey to go with my tea and I always cut into it to double check it’s cooked but unfortunately it wasn’t it was still raw inside but as soon as I informed the manager he took my plate away and sorted me another plate, he also had words with the chef. So not too much a CON as it was rectified fast but I thought I better had mention it so people are aware. We’d not long had norovirus spread through our entire household so we’re a little on edge when it comes to food specially on holiday. • The entertainment for the evening was advertised on a huge tv for the week which looked really good but once the evenings arrived it was something completely different that was advertised and tbh it was awful. The music was way too loud you couldn’t even hear yourself think never mind try have a conversation! So overall all yes we did have a nice stay and we would 100% visit Las Americas again but I think we would try another hotel. I would rate it a 3.5⭐️ if it let me! 🙂

Visited Alexandre La Siesta hotel at the end of May 2026 for a week with my family (4 adults and a baby) and wanted to leave a honest review as I know these really help me decide on which hotel to book. Pros - • Hotel Staff were very friendly, polite and always went that extra mile if you needed anything. I had an issue with some bottled water I’d bought to feed my baby as when I boiled it the water was crystallising which I thought was down to the kettle. I rang reception and they sorted me a new kettle within the hour I later realised after a quick google it wasn’t the kettle it was the brand of water I was using (Evian). So for anyone needing bottled water for making baby milk look for Fonteide. • Our hotel room was immaculate on arrival, very comfy beds even the pull out single bed was huge. Room was cleaned and maintained daily plus fresh towels. All areas of the hotel were very clean and maintained we found it odd that we didn’t see any bugs at all even with the heat so just shows it’s well kept. • We went all inclusive and the food was really nice, they put on different cuisines every evening I particularly enjoyed the ice cream! • Myself and my husband also booked a massage which was lovely, it cost us €39 per person for 25 minutes for head, neck and back. • This hotel is literally on the main strip so your next to everything, the beach is roughly a 10 min walk and you’re surrounded by restaurants and local supermarkets. It’s also a 10 min walk from the golden mile. • We also recommend visiting Bad Bobs if you’re looking for a Full English breakfast! It’s a 5 minute walk from this hotel - if you can’t find it just put it into google maps. Food is so nice and the staff are lovely! Cons - • Unfortunately on our last day we had a late flight and didn’t get picked up until 6PM but had to check out of our room at 12PM so had to leave our luggage in the storage room which was full so we had no choice but to leave our cases near a second door way as you entered. After we had been away for no longer than a hour we realised my husbands watch had been stolen from the front of his backpack (I did tell him not to leave it in his bag 🙃) we did ask reception if there was any cctv in the luggage room which conveniently there wasn’t and they just gave us a tiny piece of paper to email the hotel. So I guess there’s nothing we can do about that but would rather warn others not to leave any valuables in the luggage room. • All inclusive drinks mainly the alcohol ones were rubbish they just tasted watered down or if any alcohol was actually in them you couldn’t taste it. If you wanted the proper branded stuff you had to pay which was added to your hotel number and then you paid for it at the end of your stay. • One evening I picked some turkey to go with my tea and I always cut into it to double check it’s cooked but unfortunately it wasn’t it was still raw inside but as soon as I informed the manager he took my plate away and sorted me another plate, he also had words with the chef. So not too much a CON as it was rectified fast but I thought I better had mention it so people are aware. We’d not long had norovirus spread through our entire household so we’re a little on edge when it comes to food specially on holiday. • The entertainment for the evening was advertised on a huge tv for the week which looked really good but once the evenings arrived it was something completely different that was advertised and tbh it was awful. The music was way too loud you couldn’t even hear yourself think never mind try have a conversation! So overall all yes we did have a nice stay and we would 100% visit Las Americas again but I think we would try another hotel. I would rate it a 3.5⭐️ if it let me! 🙂

Stayed here Saturday 16th of May for 1 week, check in was quick , i was given my room 337,not the best room facing a sex shop and alleyway no view at all not happy i phoned reception and asked to be moved , on the Monday i was given room 172 at the front of the hotel ,i was really happy with this room so thank you . the fridge was still warm after a full day so phoned reception and explained my water and milk was warm the rude man on reception said its not a freezer , im not stupid i know its not a freezer 🙄 after waiting for a few hours the maintenance man (who was really helpful and nice ) came and said it was broken and replaced it , and this one worked perfect. hotel is in a great location , and my room was nice and clean , really comfortable bed and lovely pillows i slept great , i only used the adult only rooftop terrace which was lovely so relaxing, but no umbrellas so very hot and could not stay up there too long , food was ok , i always found something to eat , there should be more vegetables though , and they need to get rid of all the chipped and dirty cups . when i checked out she tied to charge me for an extra meal i had not had . it is a nice hotel ,really clean in a great location , i would stay here again if i had a room at the front of the hotel . thank you to everyone for a nice stay 😊

We stayed at Hotel La Siesta, Tenerife, from 24th to 31st, and unfortunately our experience was extremely disappointing. The most serious issue occurred in the restaurant when we found what appeared to be a piece of cupboard or wooden material wedged inside a portion of fries on my 7-year-old child's plate. This was a shocking discovery and raised immediate concerns about the hotel's food preparation and quality control standards. To make matters worse, when we reported the issue, none of the hotel management were willing to take responsibility, and on several occasions management were either unavailable or unwilling to address our concerns properly. We felt completely ignored despite providing photographic evidence. The overall hygiene standards also left a lot to be desired. There were visible cleanliness issues around food service areas which only added to our concerns after finding a foreign object in our meal. By the second day of our holiday, we had lost confidence in the food being served and requested to change our package from full board to bed and breakfast. Even after showing staff the photographs, our request was refused. Several dishes seemed to have been left out for long periods, and the overall presentation was poor. The food was frequently lukewarm rather than properly hot, which immediately raised concerns about food safety. The quality of the food was also far below what I would expect from a hotel of this rating. There was very little variety, many dishes looked unappetising, and some items appeared dry or as though they had been sitting under heat lamps for hours. There were chipped plates among the stacks of crockery. Aside from looking unprofessional, damaged crockery can be a safety risk and should not be available for guests to use. These issues completely undermined confidence in the restaurant's hygiene standards. If basic items such as plates and cups are being returned to service in this condition, it naturally raises concerns about cleanliness and food handling behind the scenes. I have also emailed Jet2 holidays regarding the incident and, at the time of writing, have received no response. Finding a foreign object in food served to a child is unacceptable, but the lack of accountability and customer care afterwards was equally disappointing. Based on our experience, I cannot recommend this hotel and believe significant improvements are needed in both food safety procedures and customer service.

Amazing hotel, lovely pools, very clean, Andrey in the Photo Event Group who comes around and takes photos of you in the pool and around the hotel is brilliant, well worth doing, reasonable price and take your memories with you. Definitely recommend, would come to this hotel again.

Had an amazing time away for 2 weeks at this hotel with my partner and my 2 kids aged 3 and 8 months. Could not fault anything, room was lovely nice view of the pool and could see beyond hotel onto nearby streets too which was nice. Kids pool was so good. Was a great atmosphere for adults and kids. My daughter loved the entertainment, they done so much for the kids really made it special! We went for breakfast and lunch at hotel which was always lovely too. Loved the croissants and chocolate sauce! Thanks for an amazing stay would recommend this and 100% go back!!